30 7 / 2014

The dog got a good report card.

The dog got a good report card.

30 7 / 2014

But there is absolutely no mention of the 4% GDP growth on the Drudge Report.

30 7 / 2014

So good to be back in the big D. 

I hate when I have to drive this slow, it’s hard to steer. And my car never gets any higher than 2nd gear. 

That’s not very fuel efficient

So good to be back in the big D.

I hate when I have to drive this slow, it’s hard to steer. And my car never gets any higher than 2nd gear.

That’s not very fuel efficient

29 7 / 2014

I’m scheduled to arrive at DFW AT 8:10. I checked a bag so I have to wait for that and take a tram to the car. Then it’s 27.7 miles from the airport to Petsmart where the dog is being boarded. They close at 9.

Place your bets

29 7 / 2014

These old retired guys never believe I have it. #floridapokertour

These old retired guys never believe I have it. #floridapokertour

28 7 / 2014

I just watched Tom Sellick intercept Scott Baio in touch football on Battle of the Network Stars on ESPN classic.

I spilled something on every tee shirt I brought on this South Florida Beach and Poker Tour. And one that I bought.

I found some cool $10 sunglasses at the grocery store. And another tee shirt.

If I can somehow get Journey back together to sing at our wedding reception I will just fucking die right there. I hope I don’t have to settle for Air Supply. But I will if I have to.

Astroglide.

28 7 / 2014

I’m gonna buy a greyhound and name him Top Shelf Dogfood. And he’s gonna win and he’s gonna sleep in a nice bed and have lots of chewys.

I’m gonna buy a greyhound and name him Top Shelf Dogfood. And he’s gonna win and he’s gonna sleep in a nice bed and have lots of chewys.

28 7 / 2014

maarnayeri:

demonize poor women for wanting to terminate pregnancy they can’t afford

demonize poor women for applying for government assistance to raise the child they didn’t want because they couldn’t afford it by referring to them as “welfare queens”

28 7 / 2014

Sugar cane in the middle of the Everglades. Can’t find a Starbucks here.

Sugar cane in the middle of the Everglades. Can’t find a Starbucks here.

27 7 / 2014

It’s almost comical how stuck up and rude everyone is. It’s like we’re in France.