18 9 / 2014

Auburn at Kansas State.

17 9 / 2014

"My dad hit me with a strap and I’m ok"

Sean Hannity


No Sean, you’re not ok.

17 9 / 2014

Whooooo!

Whooooo!

17 9 / 2014

Hi. One of the mammals in this picture tore down an entire downspout and ate it.

Hi. One of the mammals in this picture tore down an entire downspout and ate it.

16 9 / 2014

I can be one charming mutherfucker when I wanna be, like 10 times more charming than that pig on green acres.

16 9 / 2014

0-2!!!

0-2!!!

16 9 / 2014

At the Drive in.
In the old man’s Ford.
Behind the bushes.
Down the basement.

15 9 / 2014

thesochillnetwork:

Last call for drinks = ….

thesochillnetwork:

Last call for drinks = ….

15 9 / 2014

(Source: mimesa, via mothpope)

15 9 / 2014

Yesterday I was in a pretty good poker rush. I had my new red long sleeve shirt on, my fake Rolex, new shoes. Sat at 2-5 no limit table, two guys have over $1500 in chips in front of them. I pick up pocket kings. Flop a king. Pick up pocket 4’s, flop a four. Have a good rep going, bluff a guy out of a good pot. 
I have the table dying to pick me off and get 7-2. I raise with it. Get reraised big. Two callers. I fold it. Flop comes 772. Could have busted them all.

Rack up and go home. Good day, but could’ve been great.

Yesterday I was in a pretty good poker rush. I had my new red long sleeve shirt on, my fake Rolex, new shoes. Sat at 2-5 no limit table, two guys have over $1500 in chips in front of them. I pick up pocket kings. Flop a king. Pick up pocket 4’s, flop a four. Have a good rep going, bluff a guy out of a good pot.
I have the table dying to pick me off and get 7-2. I raise with it. Get reraised big. Two callers. I fold it. Flop comes 772. Could have busted them all.

Rack up and go home. Good day, but could’ve been great.